We'll turn your copy into a live direct response funnel in 7 days. Free.
Get a custom, conversion-focused funnel built specifically for your next wellness campaign... and pay nothing.
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You don't need a "pretty" direct response funnel. You need one built to convert, fast.
Many brands scaling through performance marketing either spend weeks designing a single "fancy" funnel or use the same boring templates over and over for different campaigns, losing time and money.
This offer sits right in the middle: you get a custom, conversion-focused direct response funnel for your offer, live in 7 days. From advertorial to final upsell. The first page is up and running in 48 hours.
Patryk Adach
Founder of
A slow, limited workflow is holding your ads back:
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Your landing pages take too long to launch.
You had the copy ready on Monday, but by next week it's still sitting in google doc, because your team is busy with other projects.
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New angles wait in a queue.
You want to A/B test your offer this weekend, but your dev is too slow to build it. It's already too late when the page is finally ready.
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Your tools decide what you can build.
The quiz you want doesn't fit the builder, the VSL page needs a workaround. You end up shipping what the template allows, not what you need.
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Pages still fail where it matters.
People bounce because the pages load slowly, the mobile version is broken, or no one knows where to click and what will happen next.
You plan the strategy, we build the funnels, blazingly fast.
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First page live in 48 hours, full funnel in 7 days.
You send the copy, we handle the build. From advertorial to upsell, every page is custom-built and ready to run traffic.
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New tests go live the same day.
New angle, offer, or copy? Send it over during your 30-day update period, and we'll make the changes the same day, even on a Saturday.
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Build exactly what your offer needs.
Quizzes, VSLs, option pages and more. No template limitations or workarounds, just clean code, hosted on servers you own.
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Fast, tested, and built to convert.
Every page is custom-built with conversion-focused layouts that guide the user's attention. Tested across popular devices to ensure fast loading and reliable performance.
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This is what you can get for free:
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Advertorial
Quiz
Bridge
VSL
Options
Cross-sell
Bridge (Free Bonus)
Bridge (Early Access)
Options
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Custom funnel live in 7 days, designed and coded specifically for your offer.
Speed is everything.
Start testing ideas daily, not weeks later.
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Complete direct response funnel, from advertorial to upsell (£7,000 value)
Up to 6 unique pages, built around your offer and ready for paid traffic. From advertorials and quizzes to VSLs, offer pages, and upsells, depending on your campaign and the copy you provide.
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First page live in 48h (£500 value)
Within two days, the first page is live and ready for traffic while we build the rest.
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Set up on your own hosting (£500 value)
100% yours. No lock-in.
But there's more. You also get:
Bonus #1
Lightning-Fast Updates (£3,500 value)
New section, angle, or copy? Send it over and it'll be live the same day. Available for 30 days after launch.
Bonus #2
The Split-Test Advantage (£1,500 value)
A second version of your key funnel page with a different layout. Test which version drives more purchases.
Bonus #3
Zero-Friction Integration (£1,000 value)
Your funnel works with your existing checkout. Start capturing sales from day one.
Bonus #4
Bulletproof Tracking (£500 value)
Send us your tracking pixels and scripts. We'll install them on every page and test that every event fires correctly.
Funnel + setup
£8,000
Bonuses
£6,500
Total package value
£14,500
Your price
£0
Your first complete funnel, including all bonuses, is completely free. No obligation to order another.
A Calm Mind Promise
You get your custom funnel in 7 days, completely free. Test it, challenge it, run ads to it, and make sales with it. If you like the results, keep it. If you don't, walk away and forget about it. You won't be charged.
And because we want you to feel confident about giving this a try, we make one more promise: you won't waste your time.
Is this a fit?
This is for you if...
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You want landing pages built to convert
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You spend £40k+/mo on Meta ads
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You have your own strategy and copy
This isn't for you if...
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You want "pretty" landing pages
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You're looking for the cheapest option
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You want a paid media agency
MEET PATRYK ADACH:
500+ FUNNELS BUILT
I've built white-label funnels for companies doing 7–9 figures in revenue. I know how to turn your copy and product images into a custom direct response funnel, from the page layout to how the offer is presented.
I'm offering you your first funnel for free so you can see the quality of my work firsthand.
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500+ direct response funnels built.
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1,500+ landing pages built, including advertorials, listicles, quizzes, bridge pages, offer pages, upsells, and more.
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4+ years specializing in direct response funnels for companies doing 7–9 figures in revenue.
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9 years in frontend development, working with clients worldwide.
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The 3-Step Process
Day 0
Send us the copy, product images, and any brand guidelines
Up to 6 unique pages, depending on the copy provided. Within a few hours of receiving your materials, we start building your first page.
Day 2
Your first page goes live in 48 hours
Within 48 hours, your first custom advertorial, listicle, or comparison page is coded, hosted, and ready for traffic.
Day 7
Your funnel is ready to launch
You receive a dedicated funnel containing every page your offer needs, from advertorial to upsell, plus 30 days of free updates. Everything is ready for your next campaign.
But what's the catch?
There isn't one. We want you to experience the quality of our work firsthand, not just take our word for it.
We'll build your first complete direct response funnel for free, so you can see how it performs with your offer, your copy, and your traffic. There's no upfront payment, no hidden fee, and no obligation to order another funnel.
What would a funnel like this normally cost?
Our standard price for a complete funnel package is £8,000, including full setup, 30-day updates and all bonuses.
For this limited offer, your first funnel is completely free. You keep the deliverables, and if you decide we're a good fit, you can work with us again. If not, that's fine too.
Applications close October 16.
Submit your application before the deadline to claim your free funnel, 30 days of updates after launch and all bonuses.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why is the first funnel free?
How much do additional funnels cost?
Why does a custom funnel cost £8,000?
Why not use funnel-building tools?
Who owns the funnel, and where can it be hosted?
Can I request changes during the build?
Ready to get your first funnel completely free?
No upfront cost or commitment. Just a custom, conversion-focused direct response funnel, ready for paid traffic in 7 days. Let the work speak for itself.
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